i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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