yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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