in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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