The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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