And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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