Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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