So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Randomize
