that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm too high and old for this...
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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