is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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