So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wish you could order shots online.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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