How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Mom said you looked used
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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