Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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