what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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