gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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