You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
