plz talk dirty to me
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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