I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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