she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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