I understand Curling. That high.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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