I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't think brook has ever known best
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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