I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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