I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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