well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
tell me about the eggs
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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