Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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