Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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