Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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