I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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