when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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