we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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