Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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