Your mouth is God's brothel.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I cockslap morals
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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