and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
did i walk over a car last night?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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