I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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