haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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