bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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