I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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