marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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