No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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