Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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