I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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