im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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