hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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