Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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