and you said cock pushups were impossible
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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