I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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