You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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