I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
