Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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