he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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