when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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