Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
