Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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