I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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