"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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