And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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