still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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