We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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