she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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