The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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