She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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